Tuesday, March 10, 2009
A Little Wander Through The Mind Of A Sexual Deviant
Originally published on http://spermmycumhole.blogspot.com/?zx=3c4a727ed9b91090
OK, I'm doing another Meme. I have had plenty of bloggable experiences in the past few weeks. But I have a minor case of writer's block. Also Tommy over at Gay Sky Hooker, never tagged me for this one. I felt a little bit peeved and decided to do it anyway. I'll try to get over my writer's block, by the end of the week.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I have a few friends who I'd consider having sex with, equally I have a few friend who I've fooled around with and at least two friends who I've actually had sex with.
My friend Stephanie, is married to one of the most gorgeous men I've ever seen. Dylan, he's a skinhead with an amazing body. He also has green eyes and cheek bones, I'm a sucker for green eyes and cheek bones. The added bonus is that he is hairy. I'd definitely consider having sex with him, but I'm sure it's not going to happen. I've had sex with my friend Melinda's fiancee, Richard, who's pretty hot. He's a Lifeguard and fills out his speedo nicely, the story is in the blog somewhere. I've also had sex with my friend Owen, another story that's in the blog somewhere. Finally, about a year ago, my friend Damien was having a house party. At 3 in the morning, most people were unconcious. With the exception of myself, Damien and our friend Gerard. None of us was tired, so we were playing the PS2. Damien is a total geek and naturally good at vid games, so Gerard asked me to distract him. I started to tickle Damien. Eventually I progressed to a point where I had my hands in Damien's and Gerard's shorts, they were both fully erect and packing some heat. Both of them have 6 or 7" cocks. That was a good night!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally in the afternoon or at night. I don't have anything against sex in the morning, I'm just rarely in a position where I can have sex in the morning. Although it's awesome, when a top slides his Morning Glory up your ass and fucks you senseless.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right, always!
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Does having sex for money count? I've decided it does, so Yes. Although, I tried out for Mr Gay UK, the heats were held in the Kremlin and I got a few bills of various denominations stuck in my briefs.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Bath = No. Shower = Yes, he was a very good-looking older, married guy and he managed to make it very hot.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Of course. I follow a lot of blogs, which are made up entirely of pornographic material. Don't know if Inches (Wank Mag, featuring guys with 8" plus) qualifies as reading material. As for watching porn, big fan of TIM, HDK and ThreshHold Media, also love amateur and vintage porn.
7.Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive guys seem to be able to keep up with me, I am quite agressive for a bottom and I don't think you can be a passive top. It's a ridiculous concept. However, you do get guys who are lazy tops. I wonder if they might be passive.
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
No! There are a few guys that I'd like to be proper friends with possibly and I'm in lust with Dan from Matt and Dan's Sexual Adventures. Well that is, I'm in lust with Dan's cock. But I'm not in love with any of them.
9. Would you choose love or money?
I'm a hopeless romantic. I know nobody, who reads the blog will believe that, but it's true. I would choose love. Money is easy to get hold of. Love is a lot hard to obtain and just as difficult to hold on to.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bareback, (Hello, is anyone reading this blog).
Underwear and Wrestling Gear.
Dirty Talk.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, any guy who has hurt me while fucking me and failed to stop until I get used to his cock. That shows a total lack of respect. Monster cock is an exception, because it was glaringly obvious that he was going to hurt me.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Outside, in the pouring rain. It was with Christian and we were in Scotland together. The combination of the rain and the rugged landscape made it very romantic. But the fact that I was genuinely in love with Christian, played a part.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a church, it was just a blowjob and it wasn't with the priest. But still!
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Twice, toilets in Gr8 Vicky St station and also at Gaint's Ring. Although the time I was caught at Giant's Ring, the guy was a fellow cruiser and wanted to join in.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Is that not what your supposed to do at the weekend? I guess the answer is yes then!
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, I can't even think of a smart ass comment for this one.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
This question is retarded. I'm gay, I only kiss and have sex with people of the same sex.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Remarkably, No! Must work on that one.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. I feel so dirty!
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. This is something else I must rectify.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Porn and Fetish Gear, I guess.
23. Do you own any sex toys?
No! I don't like toys, I want the real thing.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, I'm sure there's footage of the time I tried out for Mr Gay UK, floating around on the internet somewhere. Also there's photo's of my cock and ass on more than a few guy's mobile phones.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Well, when you don't know a person's name, it's freakishly easy to call out the wrong name during sex. I would also have to factor in the times, the guy fucking me lied about his name. Along with the times, that I was having sex with somebody else - in my head. On these occassions, I probably called out Ben Cohen or Brad Pitt's name.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Oral is only foreplay, even when I do it.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
On my back, with the top holding my legs apart and fucking me senseless. I love to see a top's face, when he cums in my ass.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Anal, without doubt!
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes! A couple of threesome and the occassional GangBang. I wish, Mark was still available to pimp my ass out. I miss being fucked and bred by multiple guys.
1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I have a few friends who I'd consider having sex with, equally I have a few friend who I've fooled around with and at least two friends who I've actually had sex with.
My friend Stephanie, is married to one of the most gorgeous men I've ever seen. Dylan, he's a skinhead with an amazing body. He also has green eyes and cheek bones, I'm a sucker for green eyes and cheek bones. The added bonus is that he is hairy. I'd definitely consider having sex with him, but I'm sure it's not going to happen. I've had sex with my friend Melinda's fiancee, Richard, who's pretty hot. He's a Lifeguard and fills out his speedo nicely, the story is in the blog somewhere. I've also had sex with my friend Owen, another story that's in the blog somewhere. Finally, about a year ago, my friend Damien was having a house party. At 3 in the morning, most people were unconcious. With the exception of myself, Damien and our friend Gerard. None of us was tired, so we were playing the PS2. Damien is a total geek and naturally good at vid games, so Gerard asked me to distract him. I started to tickle Damien. Eventually I progressed to a point where I had my hands in Damien's and Gerard's shorts, they were both fully erect and packing some heat. Both of them have 6 or 7" cocks. That was a good night!
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Generally in the afternoon or at night. I don't have anything against sex in the morning, I'm just rarely in a position where I can have sex in the morning. Although it's awesome, when a top slides his Morning Glory up your ass and fucks you senseless.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right, always!
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Does having sex for money count? I've decided it does, so Yes. Although, I tried out for Mr Gay UK, the heats were held in the Kremlin and I got a few bills of various denominations stuck in my briefs.
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Bath = No. Shower = Yes, he was a very good-looking older, married guy and he managed to make it very hot.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Of course. I follow a lot of blogs, which are made up entirely of pornographic material. Don't know if Inches (Wank Mag, featuring guys with 8" plus) qualifies as reading material. As for watching porn, big fan of TIM, HDK and ThreshHold Media, also love amateur and vintage porn.
7.Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive guys seem to be able to keep up with me, I am quite agressive for a bottom and I don't think you can be a passive top. It's a ridiculous concept. However, you do get guys who are lazy tops. I wonder if they might be passive.
8. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
No! There are a few guys that I'd like to be proper friends with possibly and I'm in lust with Dan from Matt and Dan's Sexual Adventures. Well that is, I'm in lust with Dan's cock. But I'm not in love with any of them.
9. Would you choose love or money?
I'm a hopeless romantic. I know nobody, who reads the blog will believe that, but it's true. I would choose love. Money is easy to get hold of. Love is a lot hard to obtain and just as difficult to hold on to.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Bareback, (Hello, is anyone reading this blog).
Underwear and Wrestling Gear.
Dirty Talk.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yes, any guy who has hurt me while fucking me and failed to stop until I get used to his cock. That shows a total lack of respect. Monster cock is an exception, because it was glaringly obvious that he was going to hurt me.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Outside, in the pouring rain. It was with Christian and we were in Scotland together. The combination of the rain and the rugged landscape made it very romantic. But the fact that I was genuinely in love with Christian, played a part.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a church, it was just a blowjob and it wasn't with the priest. But still!
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Twice, toilets in Gr8 Vicky St station and also at Gaint's Ring. Although the time I was caught at Giant's Ring, the guy was a fellow cruiser and wanted to join in.
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Is that not what your supposed to do at the weekend? I guess the answer is yes then!
16. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes, I can't even think of a smart ass comment for this one.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
This question is retarded. I'm gay, I only kiss and have sex with people of the same sex.
18. Had sex in a movie theater?
Remarkably, No! Must work on that one.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. I feel so dirty!
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. This is something else I must rectify.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
Porn and Fetish Gear, I guess.
23. Do you own any sex toys?
No! I don't like toys, I want the real thing.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, I'm sure there's footage of the time I tried out for Mr Gay UK, floating around on the internet somewhere. Also there's photo's of my cock and ass on more than a few guy's mobile phones.
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Well, when you don't know a person's name, it's freakishly easy to call out the wrong name during sex. I would also have to factor in the times, the guy fucking me lied about his name. Along with the times, that I was having sex with somebody else - in my head. On these occassions, I probably called out Ben Cohen or Brad Pitt's name.
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Oral is only foreplay, even when I do it.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
On my back, with the top holding my legs apart and fucking me senseless. I love to see a top's face, when he cums in my ass.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Anal, without doubt!
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes! A couple of threesome and the occassional GangBang. I wish, Mark was still available to pimp my ass out. I miss being fucked and bred by multiple guys.
